My cousin Walt-

This one time my cousin Walt got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my realtives and all. But the next week he did it again. Different cat, same result, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So i run into him a week later at the mall and he's buying ANOTHER cat. I said to him "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too, why dont you just knock it off?" And he said to me, "Josh, how the hell else am i supposed to get the gerbil out?"

My cousin was a wierd guy.....

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