The Crooked Man (DO NOT RECITE ALOUD)
By 505771
There Once Was A Crooked Man,
He Walked A Crooked Mile,
He Found A Crooked Sixpense,
Against A Crooked Stile,
He Bought A Crooked Cat,
Which Caught A Crooked Mouse,
And They All Lived Together,
In A Little Crooked House...
But The Crooked Man Was Sad,
And Once He Had A Thought...
Why Should He Be Crooked?
When The Others...
They Were Not.
Everything Was Worthles,
He Heaved A Great Big Sigh,
And Went And Found A Rope...
And Tied It To The Sky.
Apon A Chair He Stood,
His Eyes Were Blank And Dead...
Without Another Thought,
He Went...
And Hung His Head.
Now The Story's Not Yet Over,
For This Tale is Myth-ed And Old,
Go Hide Under The Covers...
Theres Something,
Not Yet Told...
There Once Was A Man,
With A Crooked Smile...
And If You Lived His Life,
He'll Send You Through A Trial,
He Lives For Your Torment,
Makes It Full Of Strife,
And He Won't Be Content,
Until You Take Your Life...
Author Notes: Again DO NOT RECITE, I didn't read it through all the way, I sang A different random song so I wouldn't read it through fully, I paused in the middle and sang along to a different song, I suggest you do the same.
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